“Oh, what about paper towel rolls?” my oldest added. “It didn’t feel that good, so I only did it once.” “Yeah, but it was on low, don’t worry,” he reassured me. I’d lost my deadpan expression the moment I picture my son losing his penis in a vacuuming accident. “OK, don’t laugh, but one time I put my penis in the vacuum hose,” my youngest said. Hey, who was I to judge? As a teen, I’d had an amorous moment or two with my favorite bottle of perfume, Love’s Baby Soft, which, if anyone remembers, was totally shaped like a dildo.
As he spoke, my younger son nodded his head emphatically. Whatever is within reach, really,” he shared. Heck, I’ll use dirty laundry if it’s there. “Let’s see, there’s good old wadded-up toilet paper, towels, even shirts. Like machine gun fire, my eldest son listed his favorite masturbation props.
I was in for a surprise with their answers. Naturally, I first turned to my husband and sons to learn more. More: Labiaplasty, vodka tampons and more scary teen “trends your kids are sick of hearing about Learning about socks, and laughing my ass off watching the Bridesmaids scene where a mom describes cracking her son’s comforter, made me curious about what other means boys employ to get their (pun intended) socks off. All it took was one time grabbing a sock that was hard as a rock and I was done. I swear I won’t even touch his laundry anymore. “Socks?” I had never heard of boys sexualizing slippers. “I don’t know about condoms,” my friend Tammy said, “but I found out my son Charlie was using socks.”
Oh, well, OK,” was all I managed to say.Ī week later, while out for drinks with my girlfriends, who also had teen boys, I asked if that was normal. His hesitation should have been my first clue. More: This teenage girl just got fired for speaking up about inequalityĮven as my own sons grew, I didn’t understand just how resourceful boys could be, until I questioned my then-12-year-old about why he had a giant box of condoms in his bedroom. Like, so good I would make sure to climb that pole every morning and every lunch.” But one day when I climbed something weird happened. Want to demand change in Hollywood? Bacon encourages people to tweet the hashtag #FreetheBacon if they want to see more male nudity on film and TV.“At first,” he explained, “I just climbed because I liked to see how fast I could get to the top. “Sore subject, but ‘The Following’ didn’t have a single shot of my penis and now it’s cancelled,” he says, referencing his Fox show that aired for three seasons. He goes on to say that he makes sure to include a nude scene in his contract for every role, but that they often get edited out. ‘Hollow Man,’ I had an infrared wiener in that.” “Have you seen ‘Wild Things?’ I was super naked in that,” Bacon continues. See video: Kevin Bacon Is a Ruthless Sheriff in First 'Cop Car' Trailer Come on! I’ll play a naked wizard or something.” How hard would it be to show one or two wieners every couple of minutes?” Bacon asks. And by bacon of course I mean your wiener, your balls, and your butt,” Bacon says, and points to HBO hit “Game of Thrones” as a major culprit of holding men back. In a PSA, of sorts, the “Cop Car” star says that the lack of male nudity is not fair to actresses or actors. Kevin Bacon is taking up the fight for gender equality by demanding more full-frontal male nudity in movies and on TV.